Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

College Humor Roasts Facebook, But It Builds On MySpace

College Humor Roasts Facebook, But It Builds On MySpace
When the comedy site College Humor decided to roast Facebook, it could not help picking out the target much easier, too: MySpace.

In three and a half minute animated film that features a giant aspiring comedians every online website making the most of the bashing are Google, Twitter, and solid. The public, like YouTube, LinkedIn, Flickr and a giggle jokes, which are intended to highlight the shortcomings, but more often than not go as MySpace has become lame.

Pandora Radio precisely, is responsible to take stock drum roll "ba-dum-bum-ching."

Google, the voice of Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller act eccentric magic, begins to make fun of roasting has extensive privacy options:

"Facebook collects as much information to be in an episode of hoarders! Cells are key words for inclusion in the list are the back issues of National Geographic!

Twitter is surprisingly voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, known by its brand and voice network. (Remember that the parrot Iago in Aladdin and the Aflac duck?) Somehow, I always thought that Twitter would sound much better.

Twitter resumed when Mike, it continues the relentless mockery of MySpace, said that someone could call a janitor to clean vomit from a young 13 year old daughter - Oh, sorry, it's just Myspace.

But Twitter does not let his nemesis is a hook, saying he knew the "social network" was a lie, "because it was Mark Zuckerberg interesting. Terms of use could be a dynamic leader!"

When Strong, voice of Lisa Lampanelli (known as the "Queen of Comedy is friendly Mean") may be on stage, plays, how much force is hipper than hasn't-is-cool-to Bloglines years.

"The only thing more popular than [Facebook] as the button is the delete button MySpace account," jabs Foursquare. "Thank God, not for musicians!"

The audience begins to feel ill and MySpace, at this stage, which is not too different from reality. Myspace is aggravated by going on stage, when he makes a series of jokes that are not met over the Boos.

Finally, based on your MySpace Friendster, which received smokkirusetti up and a cocktail glases corridors. But even though Friendster did not want to be involved in MySpace ". Hey, hey, I'm just a working man now"

Monday, June 6, 2011

Rep. Anthony Weiner Admits The Photo Obscene Twitter, And More

Rep. Anthony Weiner Admits The Photo Obscene Twitter, And More
Reporting from Los Angeles and New York
Rep. Anthony Weiner has an almost ubiquitous presence in the media last week, making the rounds of news show to protest his innocence: No, the Congress of New York said repeatedly that he did tweet a sexually suggestive photo himself from the waist down for a college student. Perhaps his Twitter account was hacked.

But on Monday, a press conference tears in New York, Weiner, 46, 'confessed up. He said he had lied repeatedly to the embarrassment and shame. Indeed, it was sent to photograph a woman in the State of Washington, and he was an inappropriate contact in line with many others over the last three years.

"I have an unfortunate thing, and for that I apologize," said Weiner. "I think what I did see a deep personal bankruptcy."

Weiner, who is long overdue candidate for mayor of New York in 2013, said he would not resign, but let his constituents decide his fate. It was not immediately clear if the congressional Democrats would react so badly that the Republicans did in February, faces a similar scandal. They drove to New York Rep. Chris Lee to resign after marrying Congress sent a cell phone photo of him shirtless with a woman he met on Craigslist.

So far, no Democrats publicly urged him to resign Weiner. But the House, Nancy Pelosi, Democratic leader of San Francisco and other party officials called for an investigation ethics committee to determine if resources have been used official or any other violation of House rules has occurred. Weiner, who told reporters that Pelosi had urged in a phone call to tell the truth and expressed her disappointment in him, he said later welcomed the investigation.

Appearing before Weiner, Andrew Breitbart, a conservative news website broke the story Weiner is a sexually charged tweet, crashed in a press conference. Angry Weiner supporters who accused him of hacking into the account of the Member, Breitbart took the microphone at the hotel for about six minutes.

"Honestly, I would like an excuse for him to be complicit in an approach-blaming the messenger," Breitbart said. "I'm here for some reason."

Surreal theatrics combined familiar elements of contemporary sex scandals with some novel twists - an Internet entrepreneur and party goods in a tarnished political rebel with new technologies, confessions pol rogue tears, shouted questions from reporters gathered. And all this takes place in real time - live on the Internet, Twitter by observers or beams of the living rooms on TV.

"It's not even Shakespeare," said Baruch College Professor Doug Muzzio. "It's absurd theater. The rule in politics when you make a mistake or stupid to get out, get him out early, because at least you get some credit for the exit. He kept the story alive, and therefore, once he bleed for a week, so he decides to come clean. really bad. "

Breitbart, whose website on Monday published a photo of Weiner, shirtless, obtained from a second wife, said he had another picture of the potentially harmful Weiner, but not to release him "to save his family."

ABC News reported that it was a conversation with another woman claims to have "sexually electronic relationship" with Weiner. E 'was found in 26 years single mother, Texas, apparently the same person from whom the image obtained Breitbart Weiner shirtless. ABC said the woman had sent the photos, emails and Facebook messages, and that its interaction with Weiner was started on April 20.

Weiner voice broke almost every time he mentioned his wife, Huma Abedin, an assistant secretary of state Hillary Rodham Clinton. Former President Clinton officiated at the couple's lavish wedding Long Island July 10th.

"My wife is an extraordinary woman," said the contrite Weiner, who is often described as arrogant, brash border. "He is not responsible for all this ... and I apologize to him very deeply."

Breitbart, who lives in Los Angeles, was in New York for a media appearance. He learned from the press conference of his moments Weiner trading partner after having checked into a New York hotel four blocks away, and rushed past.

Breitbart minutes away, Weiner followed him to the podium and took the blame for sending pornographic pictures and comments, at least six of his fans on Twitter and Facebook. He said he had never had sex with them, and he had not met them personally.

He apologized to Breitbart.

The effect of the scandal will have on Weiner's career is difficult to predict. The seven-run Congress has repeatedly re-elected in his district of Brooklyn and Queens by a wide margin.

Hank Sheinkof, New York time, a Democratic strategist, said Weiner had ruined their chances of success for New York Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg. "It's very embarrassing," said Sheinkof. "The requirements for the second most difficult task in the United States do not understand sexting.

Lee Miringoff, director of the Marist College Institute of Public Opinion, agreed that the scandal has probably derailed the mayoral aspirations Weiner - but perhaps only temporarily.

"When you're in the same paragraph as Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer ... not a good band to be part of," said Miringoff. But if he said that voters like you who, citing the vicissitudes of President Clinton, who can forgive.

"Voters can make the distinction between doing a good job and a sign error," said Miringoff. "So I think it is very important for him to emphasize concept dating back to work."

Queens Borough President Helen Marshall said she would continue to support Weiner. "I sat beside him for 10 years and I think everyone is entitled to a mistake," she said. "I think a woman he has to answer to is his wife."

robin.abcarian @ latimes.com

tina.susman @ latimes.com

Abcarian reported from Los Angeles, and Susman from New York. Times staff writers Geraldine Baum in New York and Lisa Mascaro in the Washington bureau contributed to this report.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Share Your Password Netflix Will Put You In Jail

Share Your Password Netflix Will Put You In Jail
If you and the boy has to share a Netflix account? It's your girl log based on information, so you can watch Drop Dead Diva? Have you been told Rhapsody hop crew, so they can verify that the new phat 50 Cent have in common? Well, if you have any of these things, or sharing your password with other subscription-based media services, you can send to jail. No joke.

A bill was recently approved in the state of Tennessee, which makes it illegal to share your password with anyone these services. This is not your wife, or brother, or mother, or neighbor, or a beggar on the street. You share, you pay. According Poetzerofilm.com, the original bill had time offenders receive only minor offenses, but repeat offenders would be charged with a crime a crime. This seems absurd, and we are not alone in thinking. The Tennessee state government has been downgraded to high crimes and misdemeanors, but still serve any jail time and the bombardment of large sums of money in fines.

It is not stated in the article what exactly triggered the legislation, but suspect it has something to do with the music scene of Tennessee wide in order to protect artists against piracy wanting steal their art. The lawmakers also said the bill is to protect users against themselves, mainly because if too many people start sharing accounts, fewer people are subscribing and the companies operating these services will upcharge just for their money. I do not think that the protection of artists, but the point is valid as long as people en masse give their subscription codes.

For now, this bill has only reached the Tennessee, but all legislation must start somewhere. If you share your Netflix account to be notified. Although lawyers do not chase you until the end, if the subscription service a complaint against you, the beautiful people in blue come knocking and you will find in an apartment without a hole in your wallet just unpleasant because Billy Bob wanted to verify that new episode of "Monsters of the River.

Legislation seems a bit 'silly and a bit' more than a waste of time considering Netflix seems to be doing pretty well, but the law has moved cautiously password. They can lead to prison.

Believes that this new law is ridiculous and Netflix wants to do something? Click here to send a message to Tennessee Governor Bill Haslem, express your concerns.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

The Lockheed Martin In Grand Paris Quantum Computing

The Lockheed Martin In Grand Paris Quantum Computing 
The defense contractor Lockheed Martin Corp. are betting big on the promise of quantum computing.
The company recently spent a lot of money to the Canadian firm D-Wave to the first commercial quantum computer.

D-Wave, said quantum computers can be used to solve difficult problems, which usually takes too long, even for supercomputers. Some examples: the financial risk analysis, object recognition in images, computer vision, and bioinformatics - the types of analytical thinking that people are good, but computers have a difficult time.

The brand new D-Wave One was sold to Lockheed Martin has a team of researchers who will work closely with the company in coming years to maximize the system. Companies have been silent on the purchase price.

Not everyone is a believer in technology.

It is difficult to prove that quantum computing itself takes place. But D-Wave claims to have created the "quantum annealing" in its material, as reported in the scientific journal Nature. However, some researchers are still skeptical about D-Wave claims.

D-Wave is a processor built Rainier. Go locker room with a footprint size of 100 square meters, has a large security work requires a quantum computer hardware and supercooling.

D-Wave is no stranger to technology.

He recently worked with Google to produce software that can recognize the cars in the pictures. D-Wave computer actually created algorithms that are used on mobile phones for this purpose.

D-Wave One includes an application programming interface (API) that can be used for calculations easily feed the beast by using popular programming languages ​​such as C + + and Java.

quantum computing is not expected to get the rest of us in the near future, but if history is any guide, there is no doubt technology will be used in the future.

For more information about quantum computing in the D-Wave Chief Technology Officer Geordie Rose on Google Talk. Google engineer and a renowned researcher of neurobiology computational Hartmut Neven is also given a lecture on the same topic.

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Lockheed Martin Confirmed The Attack On Its Computer Network


Lockheed Martin Confirmed The Attack On Its Computer Network
Top U.S. Lockheed Martin Defense said Saturday night that he had managed to avoid "a significant and persistent" attack on information systems in your network.
The team of computer security company has discovered the attack almost immediately and took "decisive action" to ensure all systems and data, a company statement said.

No details on protective measures have been provided. However, "after the quick and deliberate action to protect the security of networks and enhance our systems remain secure," said Lockheed Martin.

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"No customers, program or personnel data has been compromised."

The incident is under investigation, and Lockheed Martin, said it conducted adequate U.S. government agencies are informed of the situation. No mention of any suspected source of cyber-attack.

The company said that despite the attack, which remains confident in the integrity of its "solid information systems security layers."

U.S. officials, meanwhile, told U.S. media that the consequences of the attack on the Pentagon and other agencies were "minimal", and no negative effect on their activities was planned.

Headquartered in Bethesda, Maryland suburbs of Washington, Lockheed Martin employs about 126,000 people worldwide. It focuses on the design, development and manufacture of advanced technology systems, including some of the most advanced weapons.

This is one of the world's largest defense contractors, about 74 percent of its turnover in 2009 on sales of military equipment, according to published reports.

Lockheed Martin Products Trident missile, the P-3 Orion spy plane, F-16 and F-22 Raptor fighters and C-130 Hercules military transport aircraft with many other major weapons systems.

The company is the leading developer of stealth technology used in the U-2 and SR-71 reconnaissance plane, fighters and F-117 F-22 and F-35 Joint Strike Fighter model.

Association of 2010 sales figures from continuing operations totaled $ 45.8 billion (32 billion).

However, the stealth Joint Strike Fighter facing delays and budget overruns, and the Pentagon revised the program last year.

The initial estimate for each F-35 Joint Strike Fighter aircraft was $ 50 million for eight years, but recent estimates, up to 92 million.

Meanwhile, the U.S. space agency NASA announced last week that a new spacecraft to carry humans into deep space would be based on the designs for the Orion crew exploration vehicle and built by Lockheed Martin.

Orion capsule, which was originally scheduled for astronauts on the moon, has been part of the constellation of manned exploration of the space program to cancel the president Barack Obama last year, is behind schedule and over budget.

The capsule weighs 23 tons, and NASA is not the number of potential launch date, "said Douglas Cooke, NASA's associate administrator for exploration systems of the department.

Nor does the final cost of the project.

Lockheed Martin continues to work to build space capsule launched in 2006.

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